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DeiSaku 2THIS IS NUMBER TWO I TAKES OFF EXACTLY WHERE THE OTHHER LEFT OFFDeiSaku 2
Deidara: what did i do last night(gently sliding out of the sleeping bag) Sakura: hey, sorry, i got frightened, but i guess ill be going now... Deidara: goodbye then Sakura: ok bye Dei (walks out of the house) Deidara: (picks up the telephone and dials a number) Hey Kakuzu are you busy? Kakuzu: Umm...Not at the moment no, why? Deidara: you know i can really only talk to you, come over man, please, its about this girl.... Kakuzu: say no more, (to himself)(dammit) ill be over in a while Deidara: (sighs as he puts


DeiSaku Forever 1This is another DeiSaku fan fic, i wish it was real lol. Ok this is starting almost over, so get ready.DeiSaku Forever 1
Deidara: (walking home with grocery bag in hand) hmmm..... Sakura: (walks up to Deidara meeting his stride) hi Dei. Deidara: (sigh) hello Sakura... Sakura: what are you so bummed about? Deidara: im going to go home and really do nothing for the rest of the day, why? Sakura: well i was wondering......could i come over later? Deidara: (to himself) (why is she asking to come over now? my house is a mess-) sure Sakura: Great! ill come over in about five minutes. Deidara: (to him


1. Jiraiya X TsunadeJiraiya x Tsunade1. Jiraiya X Tsunade
It was dark in the small bar, and the two sannin sat at barstools, sipping at their sake. Tsunade's cheeks were bright red showing her drunkness, and Jiraiya began to try to take this to his advantage. "So, Tsunade..." He whispered. "I hear it's been a long time since you've been with a man." Tsunade blushed, taking another sip. "Yes it has Jiraiya." The old man looked around, noticing the bar completely empty. "So," He whispered, stepping out of his seat. Tsunade watched him carefully, and was shocked as the man dropped his pants and underwear, a long, hard erection sticking into the air. Tsunade was confused.


2. Naruto X AyameAyame x Naruto2. Naruto X Ayame
Naruto walked in for his daily ramen, expecting to see Ichikaru. Instead, he was greeted by a slightly flushed Ayame, her clothes disshelved. "Um...can I buy some ramen?" She stared at him, and gave a false smile. "Sure." She walked behind the bar, and Naruto waited. After ten minutes, Naruto began to feel impatient. "Hey Ayame, where's my ramen?" Directly after that, the ramen worker came out with a few bowls of it, but with one twist: She had no clothes.
"We're having a ramen eating contest today Naruto...Whoever can eat the most ramen off of each other wins." Naruto was confused. "What?" Ayame grinn
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Chuck Norris can belive its not butter.
MOZELTOFF!
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MAKES THEM GOOD GIRLS GO BAAD XD
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Chuck Norris can belive its not butter.
MOZELTOFF!
HEHE
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MAKES THEM GOOD GIRLS GO BAAD XD
and
and
dylan walks up and he says, "dad, can i play with you in the shower?"
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lolwhut.
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Chuck Norris can belive its not butter.
MOZELTOFF!
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Someone told me that love would all save us... how can that be? Look what love gave us.
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Me: Dude, move your afro.
Joey: -pouts and sinks down in the bus seat-
Anna: YEAH JOEY, MOVE YOUR AFRO!!
Me: ^.^
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lolwhut.
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